Feel free to contact me on the email address provided below, and I shall endeavour to get back to you ASAP. Please note: the use of foul language is entirely acceptable, unless it's unfairly directed at me. Note further: the use of foul language which is unfairly directed at me will result in a slower response time.
And finally, pictures of cute dogs, dogs or animals being cute are also full appreciated. I look forward to hearing from you!